I had too much time on my hands, SO HERE'S A SHITPOST!

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I had too much time on my hands, SO HERE'S A SHITPOST!

Post by Trevorbid » Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:22 pm

This is a shitpost. Have funnn! :SWEET:


Q: What is Fast Food?
A: A chicken running down the road.

Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A: He felt like bacon.

Gardner goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
“Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”
“We’re short-handed, Gardner,” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.”
“Thanks, boss,” says Gardner, “I knew I could count on you!”


Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!

Q: Where do snowmen go dancing?
A: Snowballs.

Q: How many Hollywood actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one. He holds the bulb and the universe revolves around him.
"Do you know who ate all the doughnuts?"


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