Trash Talking 101

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Trash Talking 101

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So have you ever been in a situation where people started to talk shit for any reason or no reason at all? Well today I will show you how to handle as many possible scenarios you might come across on a dailty bases.

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Game loss Taunt:
So after you lose a game someone starts taunting that they beat you or your team badly... What do you do? What do you do!?!?

First stay cool. Ignore it the first time. If they refuse to stop after the first time then LOL at them and comment how there life is now complete now that they have beaten me/us. If they continue. Begin to talk about how sad there life must be to be so happy to win in a game. Remember to stay cool and act like it does not phase what they are saying. Dont be an idiot and start ranting like.. OH STFU..YOU GOT LUCKY.. OR I WAS LAGGING....

Random Trash Talk:
Someone you may or may not know begins to talk shit for no reason. Pues que haces?? QUE HACES!?!?!

Stay calm. Whatever you do.. Do not! I repeat... Do not start being an idiot and start talking random shit. Stay cool and LOL first. After that begin to start talking about his personality. (dont start talking about his family cause thats just stupid)Move to his playing skills. Then go for it all and talk about how much he likes you for him to begin to start talking shit and getting your attention.

Keep this in mind. Even after he stops, you dont stop.. continue for about 10 minutes after he stops. Remember stay cool. Do not show them you are getting all pisses at there trash talk.


The first thing you have to learn about trash talking is. Never lose your cool. Once you do.. no matter what you do you lose. Also family attacking is stupid and childish. When someone talks about my mom, I brush it off cause he don't even know my mom LOL. Finally be natural and fresh. Never stay with the same joke more then 2 minutes. personal, ethical, and playing skills are key in successful trash talking


Now a list of certain groups and how to deal with them.

PoW Clan- They dont really talk shit but if they do... work with ethics and muslim faith trash talking.. Insult there prophet.

True- This can be tricky. Most are Hispanic so laugh at there ancestors and there ill attempts to be American.

D3 (Adam)- Canadian.... Enough said

Dude4taco- Canadian.... Enough said.

{SC}- They Own themselves by trying to gang up on you and talk about your family. So just laugh at them for even trying. Remember not to lose your cool. They will talk hella trash but once they know you cannot be affected they get bored LOL

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Wesley: Talk about how he sucks at same base. Pretty much anything cause he gets pissy when you talk shit LOL

Chido: No english gud: enough said LOL

Irish: CATFISH MAN.. He might be hard since he usually stays calm.. work on his sucky playing skills

Sniper: talk about how his life with chicks sucks.. his NOSE!

Robojew: Lets be honest. You will never be able to defeat me. Im more then a master, I invented the cool trash talking tech... But if you must challenge me.. Talk hella bad about my good looks, my hella good playing skills. My sexy voice....

anyone else: Personality.

I also forgot to mention, Never try to get someone else into the mix or try to get someone to notice your joke. Its lame, Remember if they do that. Then it means they need reinforcement. Meaning you are winning...

So there you have it. Trash talking 101.

If you need any more help with the subject. Well all I can say is f--k off.

Good luck and God speed you f--king noob b---hes.
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lol no i can piss me off by trash talking (yet they try)
and no, u haven't seen me pissed :D
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or we can just talk about how u never have a real chick =))
n I least I still get some ;)
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E]x[F-Sniper wrote:or we can just talk about how u never have a real chick =))
n I least I still get some ;)

My friend. At least the women I get dont need me to pump air into them..
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8-| Ok Adam and your internet girlfriends
=)) =)) =))
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E]x[F-Sniper wrote:8-| Ok Adam and your internet girlfriends
=)) =)) =))
Hey dude. Your chick is such a slut.
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yeah good thing this dude didnt say anything bout me not getting girls cuz i woulda said the same thing sniper said LOL
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Nice. Noobs should learn a thing or two from this, especially chido :p
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LOL dread =))
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E]x[F-WeSLeY wrote:yeah good thing this dude didnt say anything bout me not getting girls cuz i woulda said the same thing sniper said LOL

dude you still a virgin. Sit down stupid kid
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