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Q: What is Fast Food?
A: A chicken running down the road.
Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A: He felt like bacon.
Gardner goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
“Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”
“We’re short-handed, Gardner,” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.”
“Thanks, boss,” says Gardner, “I knew I could count on you!”
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Q: Where do snowmen go dancing?
A: Snowballs.
Q: How many Hollywood actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one. He holds the bulb and the universe revolves around him.
I had too much time on my hands, SO HERE'S A SHITPOST!
I had too much time on my hands, SO HERE'S A SHITPOST!
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