funny jokes i ever seen
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:46 am
1)
Police Officer pulls over speeding driver.
Officer: "Papers?"
Driver: "Scissors, I win!"
Officer: " Sir, im going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle please ."
2)Teacher: Kids, Time To Read Books!!
Boy: YAY!! *Opens bag, lets out a laptop*
Teacher: WhAT The Heck are you doin?? I Told you to read a book!!
Boy: THIS is a book...Its FaceBOOK!! I FoRgot to READ some posts, maam.
3)#
-Do you speak English?
-Yes
-Name?
-Adolf Bumin.
-Sex?
-3 to 5 times a week.
-No, I mean..male/female?
-Yes, male,female and sometimes camels.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general.
-Oh dear,
-No, deer runs too fast.
4) Brunette:When I grow up, I'LL GO TO MARS
Brown:When I grow up, I'LL GO TO VENUS
Blondie:When I grow up I'LL GO TO THE SUN
Brunette:But you will burn!
Blondie:Don't be stupid, I'll go at night! looooool i cant stop
5)Son: Dad, if you saw a $10 note and a $5 note on the floor, which will you take?
Dad: The $10 of course!
Son: Dad, you're so STUPID! Why not take both?
Dad:.........
Police Officer pulls over speeding driver.
Officer: "Papers?"
Driver: "Scissors, I win!"
Officer: " Sir, im going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle please ."
2)Teacher: Kids, Time To Read Books!!
Boy: YAY!! *Opens bag, lets out a laptop*
Teacher: WhAT The Heck are you doin?? I Told you to read a book!!
Boy: THIS is a book...Its FaceBOOK!! I FoRgot to READ some posts, maam.
3)#
-Do you speak English?
-Yes
-Name?
-Adolf Bumin.
-Sex?
-3 to 5 times a week.
-No, I mean..male/female?
-Yes, male,female and sometimes camels.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general.
-Oh dear,
-No, deer runs too fast.
4) Brunette:When I grow up, I'LL GO TO MARS
Brown:When I grow up, I'LL GO TO VENUS
Blondie:When I grow up I'LL GO TO THE SUN
Brunette:But you will burn!
Blondie:Don't be stupid, I'll go at night! looooool i cant stop
5)Son: Dad, if you saw a $10 note and a $5 note on the floor, which will you take?
Dad: The $10 of course!
Son: Dad, you're so STUPID! Why not take both?
Dad:.........